How To Create An Aggravating Pop-up

open Notepad then paste this code:
msg * hi
msg * how are you
msg * stop tying to make me go away
msg * ill never go away never
msg * still here
msg * this is getting boring
msg * "yawn"                                        
msg * i think i will go now                                        
msg * yeah i will                                        
msg * well bye                                        
msg * "end of message"

then save as Whateveryouwant.bat (again always save as .bat) then a icon will appear on your desktop click and enjoy.
(you can make the message pop-up long just type: msg* whatever you want)